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In my company if you want to advance you have to challenge the boss to a fight to the death in the Octaginal Ring of Hell Fire.
got to where I am because my predecessor Jimmy wasn't very good with a trident and I flung him on a spike when the floor of the arena was tilting. I then stuck his head on a pike in the lobby of the office as my prize.
Hate to work at a regular company with office politics to get "ahead."
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