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Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Just received this from a friend via E-mail.
> An actual Associated Press article:
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> (AP) - Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there
> went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people
> noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her
> eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
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> One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
> and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
> open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
> Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had
> been holding her brains in for over an hour.
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> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
> dough on the back of her head.
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> A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
> noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the
> back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
> felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
> out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an
> hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
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