Damn dude...bite off a little too much at once? No wonder you need some help! I don't know about "well rounded" but if petite, curvy, cute and flat chested's okay, I've got a little web design exp. I can help with. It'd be interesting taking it from a guy's point of view. (I know there's one inside me somewhere just like on DDTT...I've embarrassed sailors)
Plus, I know all about the deep south. Louisiana home grown.
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Good luck!