What version of PhotoShop are you using?
Ver 7. has many filters all ready for you to use. If you distort your text too much people won't be able to read it.
On a side note, I'm doing a Cheshire Fan site, and I'm looing for a font of people making the letters by contorting their bodies. You know... like for the letter "Y" looks like how they do it in that Village People song. Except I need all the letters to be made by Cheshire. If any has or has seen that font let me know.
Thanks