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Last Bowl of Chili
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes
to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special
of the day?" "Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next
to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have
coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it.
As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating
a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten.
"Are you going to eat your chili?" He asked. "No, help
yourself," replied his neighbor.
The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring
the chili. When he got half way through the bowl, he
noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the
bowl. Sickened, he puked the chili he had just eaten
back into the bowl. "Yeah, that's how far I got too!"
Said the man sitting next to him.
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