Now that I'm ripped I suddenly would rather sit here reading GFY, working and watching TV, and ordering in food, than go with my girlfriend and her 2 gay houseguests (friends of hers, staying for the week..) to the SF Opera and dinner tonight.
Shit, now I've gotta think up an excuse. Hmm.. I could always get a "cold", a couple more bong hits would give me a convincing cold voice.
Any ideas?
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