BWAHAHAHAHAHA
http://whitehouse.org/news/2002/092402.asp
"Remarks by the First Lady (on that news AIDS Muppet)
Children, do you know what 'relations' is? It's when a boy places his thingy in your hoo-hoo. Or other places I am too polite to talk about. Now, this is disgusting enough in the context of the holy bonds of a Christian marriage, but is fouler than a plate full of steaming Mexican diarrhea when it occurs to people who are not married. Do you know what happens to people who place unmarried thingies in unmarried hoo-hoos? Well, in our house, they get grounded and lose their tequila privileges for 12 hours! But the Lord has even an more horrible punishment in mind for them. "