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Originally Posted by thumbsdepot
Make a chocolate cake and mix in a couple of boxes of Exlax. After you are done hide all the toilet paper, paper towels, napkins and any other thing he can use to wipe his ass then sit back and watch the fun.
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Those kind of tactics may seem funny when one thinks about them but alas are not as fun when you have to witness it first hand. It effects the whole household.
One must deploy targeted tactics or psychological warfare on ones roommates.
Even something as simple as leaving post it notes around his items in each room stating that you were there too while never doing anything actually can cause a mental breakdown. Or pick up a real odd public behavior. Lay out some items like combs or whatnot on a table or counter. Then proceed to rearrange them in a specific sequence each day at the same time. You will eventually scare them silly.