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Old 06-10-2006, 04:48 PM  
sonofsam
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver
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I masterbate like 3 times a day

and when my girl comes over.. i masterbate like 30 times right before.. so when we fuck i last a really long time and shes all like " OMG MIKE, YOU'RE LIKE A SUPERHERO WHO NEVER BUSTS - OMG"

yeah. that's what shes like..

and then im all like.. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im fucking awwesome

and then shes like

and then im like

and then shes like

and then im like werd
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