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CDSmith · 10-19-2002, 07:35 PM

What kills me about cellphone users is their complete lack of ability to find the "off" switch on their phones. These people are retarded to a person, every last one of them has a few key braincells missing or dormant.

For example:
I'm at this business seminar 4 months ago. The introductory speaker asks that anyone with a cellphone please turn them off before the main speaker comes on. Later, while the main speaker is talking, guess what?.... a cellphone rings. In fact, during that 90 minute seminar, no less than 4 different cellphones went off. Fucking retards.

Ever been in a movie theater in the last 2 years and NOT heard at least one cellphone ringing? You pay $12 bucks a ticket for you and your date, plus another $15-$20 in popcorn and drinks and candy, only to hear some fuckhead's cellphone ringing overtop of what the star is saying.

So, do I sometimes have visions of grabbing someone's phone and shoving it up their ass?
Yeah, you bet I do.

Cellphone users: know where the off switch is, and fucking USE it.

10-19-2002, 07:35 PM
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Hey shithead... ya you with the cellphone... What kills me about cellphone users is their complete lack of ability to find the "off" switch on their phones. These people are retarded to a person, every last one of them has a few key braincells missing or dormant. For example: I'm at this business seminar 4 months ago. The introductory speaker asks that anyone with a cellphone please turn them off before the main speaker comes on. Later, while the main speaker is talking, guess what?.... a cellphone rings. In fact, during that 90 minute seminar, no less than 4 different cellphones went off. Fucking retards. Ever been in a movie theater in the last 2 years and NOT heard at least one cellphone ringing? You pay $12 bucks a ticket for you and your date, plus another $15-$20 in popcorn and drinks and candy, only to hear some fuckhead's cellphone ringing overtop of what the star is saying. So, do I sometimes have visions of grabbing someone's phone and shoving it up their ass? Yeah, you bet I do. Cellphone users: know where the off switch is, and fucking USE it. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634