Have you noticed at the movies, that it's not just cell phones anymore?
Nowadays, people will sit right behind you, and start talking with total disrespect to everyone else in the theater, while the flick is playing.
I'm soooo fed up with these assholes. I decided to start doing the following.
If someone is behind me, and begins to talk during a movie... I will:
Sit right in front of them, and sit up high in the seat to obstruct their view of the screen.
If they are in front of me talking, I will remove my shoe, and stick my stinky foot & sock up on their seat, right next to their face. OR, I will lean forward, and cough on the back of their head/neck (blowing a few chunky pieces of chewed popcorn out).
