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Old 06-18-2006, 07:40 PM  
notabook
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From the Makers of Colloidal Silver Comes?


From the makers of Colloidal Silver comes:
PISS IN A BOTTLE!




I'm a real scientist because I wear a lab coat.





I can tell you that Piss in a Bottle? can cure you of nearly any disease, no matter how deadly, no matter how resistant to normal means of sane treatment. It works by the following principle: Regional Effective Targeting of Advanced Retroactive Diseases, or R.E.T.A.R.D.





We have advanced the science of curing diseases by using the most unlikely substance that can be found anywhere on earth... Piss! By harvesting these super concentrated piss particles, we are able to harness the magical curing properties that piss contains! As the piss enters the body, it interacts with all of your cells, causing them to become resistant to 99% of ALL diseases!

Don't be lied to by those giant evil pharmaceutical corporations any longer, don't pay for overpriced medication ever again! Piss in a Bottle? has been known to cure 99% of all diseases (excluding moronism) in record times, some diseases in as little as 14 seconds. Can you afford not to buy piss in a bottle? Don't believe me, a real scientist in a real lab coat? Then listen to some of our success stories!




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-Gertrude, of Manchester, NY.



<--BEFORE AFTER-->
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-Cats, of All Your Base.


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If you take Piss in a Bottle and are not satisfied for any reason just return Piss in a Bottle, but feel free to keep the mini piss in a bottle just for trying our terrific product! I?ll even pay for the shipping and handling, that?s how confident I am that after you try piss in a bottle you?ll never need to go back to big business for any of your medical needs EVER AGAIN! ACT NOW!
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