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Q4- Why did you toss all your ex's stuff out on the lawn?
Well this never happened, I have had my ex throw my stuff out on the lawn but I think the time you?re talking about was when I tossed my Ex?s stuff out of the window onto St. Catherine street (one of the busiest streets downtown). It?s a long story but worth the read:-)
Ok so how?s this for psycho ex-girlfriends? I meet this great chick, she?s originally from a town about 2 hours north of Montreal but works in Montreal during the week and stays at her girlfriends apartment when she?s in the city. We?re dating for about a month, great girl so far, I?m leaving for a week to visit friends in Phoenix and she suggest that she could stay at my loft while I?m gone to feed my cat, and watch over the place, I had a shitload of computer and camera equipment there so I was happy to know someone would be there.
I return hope after a killer week (with a new hookah and a funny story about how I almost got ass raped by a customs officer) and walk into my loft to be greeted by this sweet girl. I look around and notice the place is really clean, and that there are plants, and some new pictures, I keep looking around and notice a few other new things but don?t make much of it at the moment. Then I see a new chair and I?m like what the fuck is all this stuff? She took it upon herself to move in while I was on vacation!
Skip ahead two months (hey she was a really good cook and loved the cock) I notice some money missing, and the only person who could have possible known where it was hidden was my new roommate! I called her at work to let he know she should borrow her dad?s pick-up truck because the locks have been changed and her stuff was being tossed out the window onto St. Catherine?s street. Problem Solved!
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