Originally Posted by notabook

Most of you don't realize that I'm an amazingly complicated person. I have two distinct personas; I would even go as far as saying I have a dual personality disorder. One of them has an extreme hatred for cats, books, and hypocrites. I call this one hahaha8216;Not A Bookhahaha8217;. My other persona seems to rather care for books, cats, and hypocrites even though he was raped at a book at a very young age, molested by a cat two years later, and gangbanged by a group of hypocrites when he was attempting to buy stock in Archer-Daniels-Midland (and although he did indeed get the stock, his ass still reels in pain). I call this personality 'Submissive'. Now, Submissive and Not a Book rarely get along with one another even though they are perfectly aware that the other exists, which is why such conflict ensues in the posts that are inevitably typed up. Now, if you've read all of that you may be wondering "Hey... it doesn't sound like either of those personalities is typing up this shit!" Well you would be right. I'm the secret third personality that neither Not a Book nor Submissive know about, I call myself Pedwick. I would rather not let them know I exist, so don't you tell them about me... if you ever do, I'll fucking kill you in the most brutal way possible that I know of - with the horrifically delightful music of Celine Dion.