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Originally posted by Smegma
Everytime I think about how great it would be to move to Hawaii, all I have to do is come back to this thread.
Fuck. I would rather be shot in the foot than bitten by a centipede.
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bro.... you shoulda seen the big ass fuckin' pede I caught here a few weeks ago..... you know they like it moist and dank, well this fucker was dried out in my fucking hallway and on the verge of death..... looked about 3 inches long..... when I picked him up, I tossed his ass in the toilet....
mistake.
I instantly rehydrated him.... he stretched out to his full 8 inch length. And then I flushed his mutherfucking ass....
fuckin' pedes man...... I swear to Allah, I won't walk down my damn hallway without lights on now.... I'll be fuckin' damned if I'm gonna step on one of those bastards.... I have no emergency room wish here...