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Mutt · 10-23-2002, 10:04 PM

the year is 1997, the setting is Los Angeles California, the offices of Anabolic Video are busy at work producing and marketing top notch pornographic home entertainment.

The phone rings.

Receptionist: Hello, you've reached Anabolic Video, how may I help you?

BOB Douchebag: Uh........is this the place where they make them porno movies with the big black cocks fucking the white girls?

Receptionist: Sir, we do make movies for the adult entertainment market but could you please refrain from using such graphic language on the telephone?

BOB Douchebag: Oh, right on. sorry about that. Well, I was wonderin', i really like them black and white scenes you guys make. i jerk off to them all the time. I want to start one of them
Internet porno websites with all black cock and white pussy shit

Receptionist: Sir, you said you wouldn't use that lang.......

BOB Douchebag: Oh shit, sorry about that. ....um...........so how do i go about gettin them movies for my Internet porno website huh lady?

Receptionist: Are you talking about licensing our films for the World Wide Web?

BOB Douchebag: I don't need no license, i already got one of them from the Department of Motor Vehicles. I just want the movies.

Receptionist: Sir, I'm going to transfer you to our Vice-President, he will be glad to answer your questions.....hold on while i put you through......

BOB Douchebag: a-okay

Vice-President: Yello? What can I do ya for Mr. Douchebag?

BOB Douchebag: I want to put your movies, the ones with the ******......um.......the Afro American men fucking the white girls on the Internet.

Vice-President: Uh..... what's the Internet, some computer thing isn't it? We are an adult entertainment company not a bunch of geeks, in 5 years we will worry about this Internet thing, about two years after all the money has all been made. So you want to publish our movies on this computer thing.......the Internet as you refer to it as..

BOB Douchebag: Yeah, that's what i want exactly. I want to post the pictures from the movies on them newgroups which are popular and then when i have enough of them pictures i want to have one of them fancy sites where people pay to be a member
with their credit card.

Vice-President: Well, this is new ground for us sir but you sound like a man with tremendous vision and very trustworthy as well.
I think something can be arranged, I'll have one of our people go through our library of production stills and put them all in a big package and mail them out to you.......

BOB Douchebag: Hey that's super cool of you mister! But I don't need none of them stills. I just wanna scan them into my computer off my TV.

Vice-President: You can do that? Wow. I didnt know that was possible even. Your name isn't Bill Gates now is it ? *chuckle*
Well that's terrific, we don't have to do anything then. Ok there BOB, you don't need us then i guess if you can just rent our videos and do this scanning thing. Pleasure doing business with you BOB, I hope you have much success with your little project.

10-23-2002, 10:04 PM
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	the year is 1997, the setting is Los Angeles California, the offices of Anabolic Video are busy at work producing and marketing top notch pornographic home entertainment. The phone rings. Receptionist: Hello, you've reached Anabolic Video, how may I help you? BOB Douchebag: Uh........is this the place where they make them porno movies with the big black cocks fucking the white girls? Receptionist: Sir, we do make movies for the adult entertainment market but could you please refrain from using such graphic language on the telephone? BOB Douchebag: Oh, right on. sorry about that. Well, I was wonderin', i really like them black and white scenes you guys make. i jerk off to them all the time. I want to start one of them Internet porno websites with all black cock and white pussy shit Receptionist: Sir, you said you wouldn't use that lang....... BOB Douchebag: Oh shit, sorry about that. ....um...........so how do i go about gettin them movies for my Internet porno website huh lady? Receptionist: Are you talking about licensing our films for the World Wide Web? BOB Douchebag: I don't need no license, i already got one of them from the Department of Motor Vehicles. I just want the movies. Receptionist: Sir, I'm going to transfer you to our Vice-President, he will be glad to answer your questions.....hold on while i put you through...... BOB Douchebag: a-okay Vice-President: Yello? What can I do ya for Mr. Douchebag? BOB Douchebag: I want to put your movies, the ones with the *****......um.......the Afro American men fucking the white girls on the Internet. Vice-President: Uh..... what's the Internet, some computer thing isn't it? We are an adult entertainment company not a bunch of geeks, in 5 years we will worry about this Internet thing, about two years after all the money has all been made. So you want to publish our movies on this computer thing.......the Internet as you refer to it as.. BOB Douchebag: Yeah, that's what i want exactly. I want to post the pictures from the movies on them newgroups which are popular and then when i have enough of them pictures i want to have one of them fancy sites where people pay to be a member with their credit card. Vice-President: Well, this is new ground for us sir but you sound like a man with tremendous vision and very trustworthy as well. I think something can be arranged, I'll have one of our people go through our library of production stills and put them all in a big package and mail them out to you....... BOB Douchebag: Hey that's super cool of you mister! But I don't need none of them stills. I just wanna scan them into my computer off my TV. Vice-President: You can do that? Wow. I didnt know that was possible even. Your name isn't Bill Gates now is it ? chuckle* Well that's terrific, we don't have to do anything then. Ok there BOB, you don't need us then i guess if you can just rent our videos and do this scanning thing. Pleasure doing business with you BOB, I hope you have much success with your little project. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly! Last edited by Mutt; 10-23-2002 at 10:09 PM..