Originally Posted by notabook

Normally I would advocate hitting this cat in the face with a hammer, but since it?s trying to fucking talk Japanese it?s just a matter of time before it starts going to twelve hour cram sessions under constant pressure from feline society to gain knowledge to use against the human race. After a few months of those grueling cram sessions, the cat will become suicidal and kill itself, thus saving us the effort it would take of picking up the hammer and slamming it into the back of its skull. Not only that, it?ll be quite amusing to see which way it chooses to die. I?m betting that it?ll drown itself.