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7. How the fuck does one get expelled from catholic school in the 2nd grade?
Answer: You have to really fuck up! As the "shape of things to come" I really liked looking at naked girls even then. So I snaked a page from my dads PLAYBOY calendar and decided that my friends at school MUST share in this beauty. I took it to school and, at recess, I called my friends over to a private corner and showed them the wonder of nude women. One kid started crying (freaking out) and ran away. The rest of the fellas were like "wooooooooow...." in unison. It turned out that one kid ran away and grabbed a nun. She came over to where we were at and dragged me to the office. They called my folks and told them I was the devil and could not attend the school anymore. So I left that private school (angry, repressed nuns) and never looked back.
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