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jimthefiend · 07-19-2006, 10:47 AM

Here's the scale, this is in addition to the weekly salary I get.

For every moron with a 2006 join date that I taunt until he does something for which he gets banned: $200 (I get another hundred for every additional year. Example: 2003 join date = banned = $400)

For every "Jimthefiend is an <insert insult here>" thread started: $150, add $50 for each page it reaches.

Everytime some cunt claims I live in a trailer: 10 bucks. (That really adds up)

Every idiot who claims that I'm just a sig whore but then ICQ's me later that day for a trade, or for EpicCash site support makes me: $100.

I get $5 everytime someone bumps a thread I started just to tell me how much I suck. (That's how I made the $1800 for that new TV)

Those are just a few. You get the idea.

07-19-2006, 10:47 AM
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Fact: Epic Cash pays me extra for drama. Here's the scale, this is in addition to the weekly salary I get. For every moron with a 2006 join date that I taunt until he does something for which he gets banned: $200 (I get another hundred for every additional year. Example: 2003 join date = banned = $400) For every "Jimthefiend is an <insert insult here>" thread started: $150, add $50 for each page it reaches. Everytime some cunt claims I live in a trailer: 10 bucks. (That really adds up) Every idiot who claims that I'm just a sig whore but then ICQ's me later that day for a trade, or for EpicCash site support makes me: $100. I get $5 everytime someone bumps a thread I started just to tell me how much I suck. (That's how I made the $1800 for that new TV) Those are just a few. You get the idea.