jimthefiend

So theres something I don't understand.


You are quite clearly a homo. What was the point behind trying to pretend to be straight with that Hassy chick?

Now Talcyon, be honest. You only hooked up with her to convince Mom that you didn't slurp the pole. Admit it, you love the gaynal sex.

My theory is that the only reason you even dyed your hair pink was that you had leftover dye from a certain parade you participated in.

Keep it real dude.