Of course you're not serious.
If you were serious, I'd suggest to set aside 6 weeks and start studying like 12 hours a day. Read the biz threads on GFY and there are some sites with tutorials.
Alt 1: Hire someone to tutor you.
Alt 2: Partner with someone that is already in the biz. Expect to put up cash..
Suggest you start with a free site or TGP or Blog first. Gallery submitting is another learning experience.