Originally Posted by evildick

Reminds me of a scene from Scary Movie:

Mahalik: This morning, he woke up dead!

CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.

CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.

Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place!

CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!