Can't get it on your own, have one of your girl friends try with the tweezers, needle etc. be sure and sterilize the area so you don't get an infection. Try not to act like a pussy when she does this. No skip that thought. If you whimper a bit, you might get a sympathy blow job? It's worked for gramps a time or three
To be honest if you tried enough times to make a post, it's prolly time to go to the ER and have them do it right. They'll prolly give you antibiotics (?) plus give ya a shot for the pain. You'll end up with some gauze bandage. The trip to the ER is always good for some sympathy sex!!! Only problem is, its a pain in the ass for the wait.
Gramps