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Old 11-02-2002, 12:18 PM  
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My House got egged last night

Not halloween, but last night (fri) - about 3 am i heard something and I thought it was the dog door but my pooch was sleeping at the foot of my bed. Fearing some animal got into the house I turned on the lights and took a look. Nothing - I went back to bed. This morning there was egg all over my windows. (dog door leads to a fensed in area)

I think I know who it was (95% sure) - a spoiled brat kid (about grade 8-9 now) tried to steal a paper route job from a mentally handicaped person in town about a year ago and I stopped it. Long story but it ended up with his father comming to my home and threatening me (mostly cause he's a dumbass bigot against handicaped people) and the coward didn't realize that I don't take threats well. I chased him off my yard challenging him to folow through with his threats to beat the crap out of me (real tough guy running with his tail between his legs) and he ended up with a police record over it. Idiot though that he had a legal right to come to someone's home and physically threaten them and then when he got the tables turned on him wa wa wa. He was VERY lucky I didn't catch him as legally I had the right to kill that mother fucker after he came to my home and made a threat on my life in my home. Anyway, I know this is from his kid.

I doubt the kid knows that I know it was him, these people are realy that dumb. The father doesn't even have the guts to look at me when I pass him in town for the last year, and I make it a point to stare straight at him when I see him just cause I'm an asshole and I have absolutly no tolerance for people who are bigoted against handicaped people. My wife says just let it go but my evil mind says that I should buy a carton of eggs and leave it on their doorstep with a note that says simply "I know what you did"

I'm sure the dad doesn't know the kid did this, and I doubt the kid would ever tell the dad, but the kid would piss his pants if he got a note and carton of eggs on the doorstep.

thoughts?
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