It's time once again to trash my house in Phoenix!
Every year (or so) I get a year older. Being as I'm in the middle of my mid life crisis, once a year I open up my house and invite in a fair portion of you perverts who consider yourselves adult webmasters. And this year shall be no different!
Since Lensmen offered me the keys to ICS and forced me to move to Northern California, everyone has been asking me where this year's party will be held. I still own the house in Phoenix and the local law enforcement there knows me all too well and love to visit (It's not a party without the cops showing up once, RIGHT?).
It will also be Punker Barbie's birthday as well, and we'll be celebrating her birthday as well just like last year. And this year as an extra added bonus this year's booze (read: Jager) will be sponsored by.....
This year's party will be on Saturday, September 2nd, at 9PM.
Due to some "issues" last year, this year the party is invite only. Basically I've partied with you before, shook your hand at a convention, or have breasts, your in.
Here's the rules:
1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
3) All women must wear a bikini.
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
6) No stealing shit from my house.
7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.
Anyone interested in attending post here and I'll add your name to the offical guest list.
Here's the guest list:
Niko Bimini
Mike Hawk, Joe Spikes, and Harley Girl
Avalanche and super smoking hawt wife!
Ice (stag, because he can't afford a date)
Deraj
Chandiegirl
Silent Bob Jedi
Rattlehead and some lucky midget
Hone, and Cole Montana if he promises to behave
SeanE from CCBill
Batts from Down Under
John Thorpe and bikini clad guest
Lagwagon and Michelle (FTV Girls!)
AZ Lord
Paul Nash and guest
We Convert Dave, some hot chicks, and some booze!
Corvett from CCBill!
Vanilla and Stewie
RAM, Terry, and Tammy - all in bikinis.
Steve Lighstpeed (maybe)
Raimi Miller, my favorite Lightspeed Girl
Jordan Capri
Dirty Aly
Top Bucks Mark
Baddog
Teen Kelly and Aron!