I hope you don't mind, I made a could of small revisions in the rules (hoping I get away with them)
Here's Derajs' Rules:
1) You MUST bring gifts, but they must contain breasts and you must have a pair for Punker, Rochard, and Deraj
2) Public nudity is a MUST unless you have a penis (post op trannys need not even apply)
3) The trannys must be fully clothed
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool. (this rule is very agreeable)
5) Male swimmers that wish to swim naked must be accompanied by at least 3 nude women
6) If you must steal, you are not a real webmaster.. Get the fuck out!
7) If you hang out with Lawrence Conner, do not bother coming
