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Wanna hear a funny joke?
Okay so I heard a funny joke today, and thought I'd pass it along...
Theres this guy thats about to get married.. he and his fiance have been dating for over a year and they're ready to tie the knot.
He is excited, but has one tiny hangup. His fiance has a REALLy hot younger sister. She is 22, tall with long legs, always wears tiny mini-skirts and tends to go braless.
A few weeks before the wedding, his fiance's sister calls him and asks him to come over to go over some of his addresses for the wedding invitations. He gets to her house, where she lives all alone, and she's looking very sexy. The lights are dimmed down and she has some candles glowing on the table.
She offers him a glass of wine, which he accepts, and they go over the addresses. The whole time they're sitting on the couch, she is sitting very close to him and acting very flirty.
After all the addresses are checked, she stands up and looks at him seductively. She says to him, "I know you've wanted me since the first time you saw me. I've wanted you too. You're about to marry my sister, and this may be your last chance to get what you want. I'll be upstairs waiting for you, and if you want to have one last fling before you're married I suggest you meet me upstairs."
With that, she takes off her panties and tosses them to him as he sits on the couch in awe. He stands up, drops the panties, and bolts out the door!!!
He gets outside and almost runs into his future father-in-law.. behind him is the rest of his fiance's family!!! The old man grabs him and gives him a big hug as he says, "You've passed our little test! Welcome to the family son!"
So what is the moral of this story?
Keep your condoms in your car.
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