A bloke goes to the doctors,
"d..d..d...d...d...doc, y...y....y...you h...h...h...have t...t...t...to help m...m...m..me, I h...h...h...have this awful st...st...st..stutter and w...w...w...want it c...c...c...cured"
The doctor tells him to drop his trousers, takes one look at the blokes huge dick, hanging down around his ankles and says
"There's the problem right there, your penis is way to big and it's pulling on your vocal chords and causing the stutter, I reckon if we take a bit off, it should cure it"
"Anyth...th...th...thing D..d...d...doc, it's d...d...d...driving m...m...m...me m...m...m...mad"
They book him in for an operation to reduce the size of his dick, and when he comes round from the anaesthesia, the nurse asks him how he feels...
"I feel great......and he was right, my stutter is gone", however on looking under the sheet he is horrified to discover they have left him with a 1/2" stump. Not that happy with this he goes back to see the doctor
"Doc, its great, my stutter is gone however did you have to cut so much of it off? Is there any chance you could sew some of it back on please?"
To which the doctor replies....
"N...n...n....n....not f...f....f...fucking l....l....l...likely"
Badoom -tish
