The only time I have been glad I that caught my 'bits' in my zipper.
I woke up the other mornig with a really sore area on my dick, with a scab and redness. I knew it was going to be a visit to the clap clinic. I was so pissed off - there is nothing worse.
Anyway - I was as pissed as a rat a few days ago and a friend of mine was here - he phoned me this morninbg and asked what the fuck was wrong with me the other night.
I was in the bathroom having a piss and he heard the screaming come from the bathroom - I came out with tears in my eyes and then went to bed and wouldnt talk to anyone.... He said I had this terrible shocked expression on my face.
I was drunk - going kamakaze, and taking a leak - THANK GOD - no clap clinic for me!
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