A deaf guy reads an article in the paper about a doctor who can teach deaf people how to talk. So he visitis the doctor and says "Doc, can you teach me how to talk?" The doctor says "Sure, just go over to that desk, drop your drawers and lean over"
So the deaf guys follows the doctor orders. The doctor comes over with a huge pole and rams it up his ass. The deaf guy screams out: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The doctor says, "Perfect, come by tomorrow we'll get you started on the B's"
An English guy, a French guy and an Italian talking about what they do after sex to drive a women crazy.
English guy says, "Well, I like to comb her pubic hairs, it drives her insane!!
French guy, "After sex, I like to slurp champagne out of her bellybuttom. She loves it"
Italian: "I just wipe my dick on the drapes, it drives her fucking crazy!!
- Dad, can I have 20 bucks for a blowjob?
- I dunno, you any good?