Originally Posted by notabook

Let me get this straight Cristie. You are fully aware that your cat is a killer, that it has ambitions of grandeur as evident by it attempting to slaughter an innocent dove (which is a symbol of PEACE for fucks sake!). Yet all you are going to do is attempt to treat the poor dove? what in the holy fuck is wrong with you? How long do you think it?s going to take for the cat to transition itself from tiny birds to slightly larger birds? And from there it?s only a stone throw away before it?s attempting to MURDER YOU while you sleep peacefully.

You think the cat is content with that eh? Far from it. Its attack won?t kill you, oh no, it has far more devious plans for you. While you sleep it will attack your spine vigorously and causing severe spinal damage, making you a quadriplegic for the rest of your life. You are not even able to speak after this incident. All you can do is blink your eyes? as your family and friend haul you off to a hospice somewhere so you can live out the rest of your days in relative peace, you?d figure the worst is behind you right? NOT BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT Cristie, not by a fucking long shot. You see, the fury feline fleshbag will then pay some homeless guys to enter through your hospice window every night and rape your paralyzed body.

This will go on for weeks, maybe even months, without anyone finding out. The guy that runs the hospice is a PETA supporter and he?s been paid off by the fleasacks to keep what?s been happening a secret from your family and friends. Finally they will do something that quite frankly even disgusts me. The cats will hook up an IV in your arm and urinate in the IV bag daily, slowly pumping your body full of their devious toxins. Then they will get the same homeless guys that raped you earlier to jerk off into the IV bag, further directly polluting your body with various types of STDs and other illnesses. They stop when you get too sick and start the process up again when you get well. This goes on for YEARS Cristie, YEARS!

But do you think THIS is enough for those furry feline MONSTERS? No, of course not! All this time your lovely cat which you have praised so much, that started out by just maiming a lovely peaceful dove, that eventually put you in the state that your in, has been working on a cure for your paralysis for years. He sneaks into your room one night and lets you know the good news, and that he?s sorry for all he?s done. He shows you the vial holding the cure, its right before your eyes! You blink with excitement just as he?s about to give it to you?. then he smashes it into the ground and meows evilly in only the way he can. He worked for years developing a cure just so he could smash it while you watched, sending tears streaming down your paralyzed face.

He then carts you to the window to show you the final glimpses that you will ever see? a war-torn world, maim and destruction everywhere, cats running around clawing out the balls of humans left and right. The felines are also dragging away the female humans by their tits to some unknown location, most likely for the pure depravity of the feline overlords themselves. And just think Cristie, if you?d just killed your cat for his crimes against that peaceful, lovely dove, none of this may have happened. Maybe YOUR CAT was the start of felinity?s revolution that led to the very state of affairs that you see before you. Maybe he?s the mastermind? and all it would have taken to save humanity was a single crushing blow to its head.

Congratulations Cristie, you doomed humanity to serve their feline masters forever. I hope you?re happy with yourself.