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Originally Posted by baddog
While taking a shit, I figured it out.
I annoy you because you will never be able to do what I do, but really bugs you is that I can help you, but won't, while there is nothing you can do for me.
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No matter what way you look at this, you thinking about him while taking a shit begs the question, "do you think of him when you masturbate too?"
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