My new pick-up line! It works!
"I like you so much, I shaved my pubes this morning."
Inference:
-We will be having oral sex later.
- I thought of oral sex with you.
- I'm a bad man.
- Morning is fresh and clean -- I like morning.
- Shaving is fresh and clean too.
- He doesn't really like me -- he's a liar, but I don't want him to love me anyway -- I just want to fuck him because he's cool and he's TheFLY.
- I shaved my pussy too for the same reason -- now I'm thinking about my pussy and his cock... Wow! He really turns me on...
If she is smart enough to understand my pick-up line -- then she will definitely say, "Let's fuck!"
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