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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
cause thats the size of my dick...cant help it i bought it that way
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Hee! Doncha love that? I have a great big monster dick for those times when I feel like plowing up the back forty, and a little dainty green silicone dildo for those times when I just wanna make sweet Sarah-MacLachlan-CD-on-the-stereo luuuuurrrve with my girlfriend....
Chicks have it better dickwise than guys, in some ways. I don't get hard-ons at embarrassing times, I can make it any size/hardness/shape I want, and when I'm done and we're both happy and need a cigarette, it goes back in the drawer and I can forget about it.
