room with only a sandpaper coated dildo affixed to the floor. I would then cut a hole in the bottom of your jacket and rub poison ivy on your tiny asshole.
I would then lock the padded room and allow you and the sandpaper coated dildo to stare at each other. You will scream with itchy agony and begin to sit on the dildo to scratch your itchy poison ivy asshole.
Serves you right for being so fucking gay.
