Originally Posted by Mutt

Last week
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Assistant: 'Jesus one of our lost sheep hath returned today..... Donny Phillips'
Jesus: 'meh.......er...... great news'

This week
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Assistant: 'Another one hath returned ..... Crissy Moran'
Jesus: 'HELL YESSSSSSSSSS! YOWWWWWWWWWWWZAAAAAAAAAAA.... I AM IN! SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!! WHO'S YOUR DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYY!!!'