in the form of a baby jesus butt plug...
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
and... in the form of the jackhammer jesus dildo...
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys...tml#t-div-1353
And if that wasn't enough, I found Jesus bleeding from the crotch in a wheelchair, while holding a dildo...
http://flickr.com/photos/dogseat/8805039/
Don't quit porn when you find Jesus. Use him to make more porn!
And I'm not going to "hell." I'm 100% atheist. I don't even believe in your "Jesus" unless you're talking about my mexican gardner Jesus. ;)