I'm fat because I like food, I don't give a fuck what people think of me, I'm healthy, and I don't want to live past 60 anyways, gotta die "young" so I won't become a burden to society.
I'd rather be fat than obsess over how I look and what the world thinks of me. Besides I make a lot of people feel good about themselves by being a fat and stupid guy who doesn't know what's best for me.
