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Juicy D. Links · 10-08-2006, 06:43 PM

Kk some of ya must have heard variations of this but some havent so here it goes..

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
1 half-gallon of 2% milk,
1 carton of eggs,
1 quart of orange juice,
1 head of romaine lettuce,
1 2 lb. can of coffee
& a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
man standing behind her watched as the items moved towards the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct.

But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."

10-08-2006, 06:43 PM
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Single Peoples's Joke...... Kk some of ya must have heard variations of this but some havent so here it goes.. A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 1 half-gallon of 2% milk, 1 carton of eggs, 1 quart of orange juice, 1 head of romaine lettuce, 1 2 lb. can of coffee & a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk man standing behind her watched as the items moved towards the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."