mlove

One time when i was 19 I went to this concert in Detroit with some people I had never met before, and on the way there we all got really high and I got really paranoid, and we had to stop at this party store that was in the ghetto, and there was bulletproof glass in front of the cashier and everything. Well, while waiting in line for paying for munchies this black guy walked up next to me, and I was really afraid and nervous and he said to me "hey man, do you have a quarter?" and I said "uh, I'm sorry I don't.". Then I paid for my stuff, and I got a quarter back from the cashier, but I didn't really notice it, but he did and then the black guy asked me for a quarter again, and I Just handed him a five dollar bill and he said "I just needed a quarter" and i just ran away to the car, then the black guy walked up to the car, and I was really freaking out, and i just yelled at the driver to drive really fast so he did it, and it was pretty scary.

Then later in the night I drank a whole lot of alcohol, and threw up on the sidewalk. Then I passed out in the backseat, and eventually we got to my house at almost 3am, and the driver had to piss so he did it on our shed, and i was still drunk, and I walked up to my door and he yelled "dude are you okay" and that woke my mom up and she said "WHAT ARE YOU DRUNK?" and i was like "whaaaaa(asleep on impact)" and that was the moment when my mom realized i wasn't just a boy any longer, but a man, and a champion.

and that's pretty much the story. print it up.

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