http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/10/11...using-myspace/
October 11th, 2006
1) There is no need to ?pimp your profile.? I should not need to install a second processing chip into my machine so that I can view your page and all its ?flare.? The site already crawls slower than a newborn in shackles, don?t make it worse.
2) As much as I love Ludacris and all his fabulousness, I don?t particularly need to hear him bumpin when I log onto your page. Remember, I am just there to post my mug in your comments so that other people realize that I am popular and have friends; I am not there for a club experience.
3) If I don?t know you that well, please send me a note as to why you want to add me. Otherwise, I assume the weird.
4) Never ever message me asking why you are not in my top 24. Furthermore, never request that I replace David Hasselhoff in my top 24 with you. If I could, I would put you all on my back pages and leave the homepage empty. Except for Hasselhoff, he would stay put.
5) Never ask me, ?do you myspace?? This is like asking me if I ?have a case of the Mondays.?
6) I know this may come off as extreme, but unless you have fans, try knowing a few people in your friends list. Don?t just add people to increase your friends number. True, I don?t know Hasslehoff personally, but I have seen Baywatch.
7) Please keep your pet?s myspace profiles to a one profile minimum. My dogs are a pair, they can?t read very well and they don?t have fingers to type out their thoughts, so one profile is suffice.