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TSGlider · 10-27-2006, 03:18 PM

Put back a double-shot of vodka, make it cheap vodka. Then spank it. Then get on the bus. Finally, when you see her, WITHIN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES, disarm her:

Look down at her feet, then up at her face and say, convincingly, "I really dig your shoes."

It works. Have faith.

10-27-2006, 03:18 PM
TSGlider Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 673	Put back a double-shot of vodka, make it cheap vodka. Then spank it. Then get on the bus. Finally, when you see her, WITHIN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES, disarm her: Look down at her feet, then up at her face and say, convincingly, "I really dig your shoes." It works. Have faith. __________________ BaDoink skype: tsglider