ASSISANT: Mr. President, we have a posting on an internet message board called "GO...FUCK...YOURSELF" which has proposed a sensible solution to Iraq.
DUBYA: Hell, I told you not to talk about Iraq and fuck you too!!!
ASSISTANT: No, no, this actually could solve the ongoing crisis....
DUBYA: Can you imagine the reaction when I have to tell people I use "The GoFuckYourself" when formulating strategy in Iraq? Go Fuck Yourself!
ASSISTANT: No Mr. President, fuck you! And fuck laura bush too up the backside, to wipe that annoying grin off her face!
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