Need some humerous sayings for the bald
I know a teen that has alopecia, which means at 14, he is already bald . . . actually, not much in the way of body hair at all.
He like to wear t-shirts that make fun of his baldness, and we were thinking of having some shirts made for him.
I am looking for phrases that will poke fun, but be suitable for a young teen to wear around.
Some examples of what he currently has include:
I'm not bald, I'm just taller then my hair.
Who needs hair with a body like this.
Some of you comedians must be able to come up with some good ones.
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