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Old 10-28-2006, 06:22 PM  
baddog
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Need some humerous sayings for the bald

I know a teen that has alopecia, which means at 14, he is already bald . . . actually, not much in the way of body hair at all.

He like to wear t-shirts that make fun of his baldness, and we were thinking of having some shirts made for him.

I am looking for phrases that will poke fun, but be suitable for a young teen to wear around.

Some examples of what he currently has include:

I'm not bald, I'm just taller then my hair.

Who needs hair with a body like this.

Some of you comedians must be able to come up with some good ones.
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