So I was looking for some Windex and my ass is up against the Clorox. My cock is smelling like dead fish due to the plethora of disgusting street whores that I fuck on a daily basis but I am assuming that the bleach combined with the Glade plugins must have made for a crazy aphrodesiac.
I was standing there and JENNA JAMESON came up from the cupcake isle and sucked my fat cock!
Amazing what can happen in the grocery store.
I hear this is also possible if you press your ass against the root beer and hold a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos beneath yout nutsack until they sweat.
