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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
The Latest from the people of *********.com:
Jacking Off is OK to do so long as:
1. You ONLY think about your wife while you're jacking off.
2. You ask your wife for permission to jackoff.
3. You don't jack off too much.
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Praise Be To Jebus!
Don't have a wife? Wife doesn't want you to pull your pud? Think about other womens while you choke your chicken? Enjoy jacking off and do it a lot?
Sorry, you're going to teh hells! Burn sinner burn!!!!!!!!!!
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you can jack off to random gals, but ya gotta just get permission first . . . from them . . so get yer ass out to the mall and start asking the teen dreams if ya can take a jerk with them in mind . . shouldn't be much of a problem . . think?