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DWB · 11-10-2006, 07:57 AM

OK... listen up kid.

1) Bite off like 1/4 or 1/3 of a Xanax. Not the entire thing unless that little chunk does not calm you.

2) Paxil will make you numb. Only use this if Xanax does not work.

3) Grow a pair. I know you're shy but it's time to be a man about it and take control of the situation.

Then....

When you get with her, you will probably want to talk too much because you are a bag of nerves. RESIST THIS!!! Let her talk, you pay attention to what she says, pretend you care and when it is your turn to speak, pause and wait a full second before you answer her.

Don't talk about you all night. ASK ABOUT HER. Let her do all the talking so you don't have to.

When you do talk, try to make her giggle or laugh. Don't go overboard but if you can make her laugh, you can tap that ass.

Speaking of taxing that ass. If you took either or both of those pills, you may not be able to preform well or at all. So if you think you're gonna get laid, start at #3 and skip the pills. Your cock will thank you later.

However, being that you are like a little schoolgirl with your nerves, it may help you to bite off 1/3 of 100mg Viagra or 1/2 a Cialis. DON'T DRINK on these as it may counteract with them, but because you will be anxious, this emotion can also cause wood issues. Plus, it will give you that extra wood so you can deliver all night long.

Don't be a pussy. Though you need to let her do the yappin, don't be a pansy. Hold your head up, walk and speak with confidence, and don't be afraid to look her in the eye. If you show weakness, this will probably be a buzz kill for her.

11-10-2006, 07:57 AM
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	OK... listen up kid. 1) Bite off like 1/4 or 1/3 of a Xanax. Not the entire thing unless that little chunk does not calm you. 2) Paxil will make you numb. Only use this if Xanax does not work. 3) Grow a pair. I know you're shy but it's time to be a man about it and take control of the situation. Then.... When you get with her, you will probably want to talk too much because you are a bag of nerves. RESIST THIS!!! Let her talk, you pay attention to what she says, pretend you care and when it is your turn to speak, pause and wait a full second before you answer her. Don't talk about you all night. ASK ABOUT HER. Let her do all the talking so you don't have to. When you do talk, try to make her giggle or laugh. Don't go overboard but if you can make her laugh, you can tap that ass. Speaking of taxing that ass. If you took either or both of those pills, you may not be able to preform well or at all. So if you think you're gonna get laid, start at #3 and skip the pills. Your cock will thank you later. However, being that you are like a little schoolgirl with your nerves, it may help you to bite off 1/3 of 100mg Viagra or 1/2 a Cialis. DON'T DRINK on these as it may counteract with them, but because you will be anxious, this emotion can also cause wood issues. Plus, it will give you that extra wood so you can deliver all night long. Don't be a pussy. Though you need to let her do the yappin, don't be a pansy. Hold your head up, walk and speak with confidence, and don't be afraid to look her in the eye. If you show weakness, this will probably be a buzz kill for her.