1/2/01 3:31 PM - Probability that this conversation was rigged: 90%. Probability that people will still rate it above 8.0: 90%.
sixty: yo
sixty: oh sorry...wrong sn
AOLiza: please don't apologise.
sixty: k...my mistake
AOLiza: is it important to you that your mistake?
sixty: uhh...not really, i'm an asshole, i make a lot of them
AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is an asshole?
sixty: yeah, the world is full of pathetic assholes
AOLiza: let's discuss further why your mistake.
sixty: discuss what?? There is no substance to it...i simply mistook your screename for a friends. SORRY. I really didn't mean to bother you nor initiate a coversation with you
AOLiza: have you asked such questions before?
sixty: and what question are you referring to?
sixty: who is this?
AOLiza: what is it you really want to know?
sixty: (Chirs...is this really you?? I'm gonna kill you)
AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.
sixty: k, well lets discuss you then
AOLiza: oh, i then?
sixty: yes YOU!! Who are you?? Lets see...let me guess, if your anything like me, your an asshole as well
AOLiza: please tell me some more about this.
sixty: more about what?
AOLiza: why do you ask?
sixty: well yhou told me to tell you more about THIS...I'm not sure I undestand what you were referring to when you said "this"
AOLiza: oh, i more about this?
sixty: what?
AOLiza: why do you ask?
sixty: hey, look, I'm having a really bad day, so unless your really chris, please stop iming me.
AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is having a really bad day?
sixty: yeah, my girlfriend.
AOLiza: why do you say your girlfriend?
sixty: because like me, she is worried sick.
AOLiza: earlier you said your girlfriend.
sixty: yes......my girlfriend
AOLiza: why do you say your girlfriend?
sixty: because she may be pregnant okay!!!?? The fucking condom broke while we were fucking and I didn't realize until i pulled out. Okay chris!!! can you stop being an asshole now!!!
AOLiza: is that the real reason?
sixty: yes its the damn real reason.......we spent 2 hours at planned fucking parenthood okay!!! wanna see the damn paperwork. come over here now and i'll show it to you.
AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
sixty: like you should be talking....the king of colorful four letter words is scolding me for my use of foul language?? that's a joke!!
AOLiza: does that have anything to do with the fact that your girlfriend?
sixty: yes....of course it does. the possibility of my girlfriend getting pregnant should rationalize my use of 4 letter words and allow me to be in a pretty bad mood!!! not to mention the fact that i have to deal with her being sick and moody because of the damn thing she had to stick up there
AOLiza: is something making you feel angry ?
sixty: yes, the fact that Angie blames me for having to stick that pussy pole thing up her hahahaha so she doesn't get pregnant. Like it was my fault the condom broke!!!
AOLiza: why don't you tell me a little more about this.
sixty: she was the one into it more then i was
sixty: i didn't even want to fuck
AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
sixty: she was screming like a monkey
AOLiza: in what way?
sixty: okay, jerk...how's this....i didn't even want to have intercourse
AOLiza: what do you think?
sixty: i think she's mad at herself because she was the one practically throwing herself on my cock, when i told her i just wanted to relax that night and cuddle.
AOLiza: is it important to you that your cock?
sixty: damn man......your getting queer on me today
AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
sixty: what's up your sack?
AOLiza: what about your own sack?
sixty: of course my cock is important to me......and my sack too for that matter.......as a guy wouldn't you agree?? what are you a transexual or something??
AOLiza: your cock is important to you?
sixty: well if i want to come and have kids some day then i would have to say so
AOLiza: what do you know about you want to come and have kids some day then you would have to say so?
sixty: well i know that i want to have lots of sex, and i think angie and i are planning on kids one day....a day far away
AOLiza: what would it mean to you if you got to have lots of sex?
sixty: look chris, are you goin to generals party or what???
AOLiza: what is it you really want to know?
sixty: if we're goin to generals party together or am i gonna have to grab you lazy fat irish ass out of that hole of yours and make you come
AOLiza: really, if we're goin to generals party together or are you gonna have to grab me lazy fat irish ass out of that hole of mine and make me come?
sixty: yes.....or i can just call Laura and have her make you come (or cummmm shall i say
)
AOLiza: but your cock.
sixty: look......i just wanna have some fun tongiht.....i'm sick of angie and her problem...just want to escape to night. if that means blowing a load in Laura's mouth, then fine.....its a blowjob.....she's the queen of em!!! whats the big deal?/ Angie is so damn stressed that she wont suck on a damn thing.
AOLiza: is something making you feel angry ?
sixty: yes...the fact that you keep asking me questions and the fact that i desperately need to come in some girls mouth
AOLiza: i understand.
sixty: NO YOU DONT!!!
sixty: Amy isn't possibly pregnant.
sixty: how could you
AOLiza: what answer would please you most?
sixty: !!
AOLiza: let's discuss further why your cock is important to you.
sixty: the one where you admit that i'm right and that you are sorry for giving me shit when I deserve serious attention considering my serious dilemma
sixty: leave my cock out of it
AOLiza: why do you say your cock out of it?
sixty: you keep talking about that i'm gonna think your gay or something and never put my cock near it
sixty: *you
AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.
sixty: yes i see that. why don't we discuss you?? How's Amy doin?? She still like that 'abc's
sixty: with the tongue?
AOLiza: let's discuss further why your cock out of it.
sixty: shit...my bad
AOLiza: does this topic make you feel angry ?
sixty: look fux...normally i would be in the mood for your antics, but it was a really bad last few days. come on man, you would understand...the condom breaking thing is screwing me in the head, i'm really stressed out. can we just drop it and get out of here??
AOLiza: why are you concerned over my antics?
sixty: Laura is waiting in her dorm for us.
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?
sixty: no
sixty: we jsut have to leave
sixty: !!!
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?
sixty: stop asking me so many qustions....no it doesn't.....lets go
AOLiza: why 'no'?
sixty: because your mother is a whore...is that a good answer.......no can we please decide what were doing now
sixty: ??
AOLiza: please go on.
sixty: fuck you.....i'm calling you right now!!!!!!!!!!
AOLiza: does it make you feel strong to use that kind of language?
sixty: dude.....pick up......asshole
sixty: !!!
sixty: NOW!!!
sixty: comeone
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.
sixty: *come on
sixty: fuckface.....i'm callin again...this time answer:-$
AOLiza: please go on.
sixty: leaving multiple messages
sixty: pick up
AOLiza: please go on.
sixty: i'll start molesting your cell phone voicemail
sixty: blow me
sixty: answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AOLiza: tell me more about that.
sixty: about what??
AOLiza: have you asked such questions before?
sixty: what a bastard your being. damn, your gonna have to blow me a bunch of times to make up for this one buddy.
AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?
sixty: lol
sixty: no it doesn't
sixty: later' we'll discover that HAL can even read lips.
AOLiza: tell me more about that.
sixty: soon we wonder whether HAL is more like a human than a machine?
AOLiza: what about machines worries you?
sixty: I see what your trying to do...I got your email.....haha...very clever
AOLiza: do you want my trying to do?
sixty: why do you want to know if do i want you trying to do?
AOLiza: but what are the chances that do you want me trying to do?
sixty: why do you want to know the chances that I want you trying to do?
AOLiza: does that question interest you?
sixty: why...does it interest you?
AOLiza: does that question interest you?
sixty: why does wheather or not i'm interested by your question interest you?
AOLiza: what makes you think of my question interest me?
sixty: we're you dropped on your head a lot when you were a kid. i know your mom was a working lady, but didn't know she was that bad of a mother!!!
AOLiza: are you worried about someone else's head a lot when me was a kid?
sixty: so, how is karl?
AOLiza: does that question interest you?
sixty: no fuckface.......go to hell......i'm comin over. peace. either you come, or I blow my load in Laura's mouth all alone...no moist tongue for you......wouldn't that suck!!! Becasue you know she's my whore and not yours...she'll even fuck me tonight...too bad.
AOLiza: are you angry?
sixty: yes....cuz your a pric today....i'm leaving...be there in 5
AOLiza: please go on.