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Joint statement by the following adult webmaster organizations:

~ The Eternal Brotherhood of Porn Webmasters Without Ethics
~ The Committee For Useless Message Board Contests as a Distraction
~ The United Union of Wannabe Sycophants
~ The North American Board Whore Foundation
~ Contest Post Bots
~ The Organized Committee for Ethical and Responsible Shaving

And

~ Leroy Picklepoo, Author of the best selling books
"Hey man, it was a rogue employee! and other great excuses",
"So what, we all shave, its the size of the check that matters"
&
"You ARE your post count"

Dear Fellow Webmasters,

We would like to announce that Will76 has had his "bro status" fully revoked by the industry elite. From this moment on, he will no longer be referred to as a "stand up guy" who is "running a top notch operation" by our members and associates. No member or associate shall blindly rush to his defense no matter how bad he fucks up, ignore the facts and just babble on about how wonderful he is and what a great friend. No member or associate shall make comments on his achievements, status, or wealth in a positive light and under no circumstances will any member ever... ever say in Wills defense "hey man, i met him at a show, he bought me some drinks, i really like him. great guy!"

From this moment on, we shall do what we can to call his credibility into question for his rediculous outing of the unfortuneate "adware collisions" which may or may not, allegedly, in some rare cases (if at all), result in the potential and possible loss (we feel its an incalculably small loss) of what might be considered a "sale" which some might feel (and possibly wrongly so) should be credited to the webmaster (who probably didn't deserve it anyway) which as we all know, Lars clarified that the sponsor is "forced" to do.


A Warm, Sincere, Heart Felt Thank You,
From Affiliate Programs Everywhere