I don't know if this sort of thing helps you to gain the interest of your affiliates or what, but it's not doing anything to turn me on. Just because I haven't sent you any traffic yet, doesn't mean I don't intend to. I don't appreciate getting emails like this, especially from what is supposed to at least come off as a legit business. I've been working on getting my sites together, it can't have been more than a week or so since I signed up anyways. I mean, it's not offensive, or really a pain or anything, it's just straight up stupid, and I really don't know what to think of it...
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Hello Justin,
Did I piss in your wheaties some how or did we meet at a trade show and I breathed all over you with the stank breath? ;) lol I noticed you haven’t sent any traffic yet and you went thru the most painful part, signing up for a new program!
I’m wondering there's anything we can do to help you out, need me to send you a naked pic of my wife, because my team and I always willing to do whatever it takes to make our webmasters productive and successful with our program and all around happy people!
Ahh fuck it, here’s one any way:
If you aren't aware, we offer a number of highly progressive promo-tools, such as custom fan generator, i-frame chatboxes, geo-targeted signs, unique hosted galleries, or if there's something you want done custom, please don't hesitate to contact us today!
You can login to Mayors Money here:
http://www.mayorsmoney.com/
If you have any questions, need a hug, or need anything please don't hesitate to contact anyone on our team to help you!
Thanks,
Mike(Mayor)Strouse
[email protected]
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In response, you can start by sending Brooke over with a fat bag of weed to suck my cock, lick my balls, and cook me dinner. Then you can shovel the snow on my sidewalk and paint the walls in my basement. I also need a little tidying up done in my office. When these tasks are completed I should be about ready to send you some traffic? Sound like a deal?
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